sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
I love how tumblr doesn’t even tell you its updated its just like spot the difference you little fuckers
Is it really so string that you would east another right after?
my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
bruce jenner was a track and field athlete and he can’t even keep up with the kardashians
- last song you listened to: Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High by Arctic Monkeys
- how many messages are in your inbox atm: zero
- what do you want to name your kids: Zachary, Lourdes
- what do you think the meaning of life is: I’m a hedonist.
- red or white wine: Rouge
- what was the last movie you saw in theaters: Gravity
- if you could see any artist in concert tonight, who would it be: Phoenix (because I’m not gonna see them in January)
- last book you read: Stieg Larsson’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
- would you make out with the last person you texted: Haha no sorry.
- do you prefer beer or liquor: Liquor all the way.
- favourite accent: Whatever accent my man has.
- have you ever kissed a member of the same gender: Yeap, on the cheeks during my birthday last year.
I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND