I defeated the Internetz this evening.
Not sure if proud or ashamed disgusted or nothing.
Breakfast with the mother at 7 in the morning.
- Me: Hey what if one of your daughters turns out to be a lesbian?
- Mother: What?! Are you a lesbian?
- Me: No. I'm not. I'm just trying to get a reaction out of you should one of us be a lesbian.
- Me: You know, honestly I'm quite surprised how I've managed to stay straight all my life. I grew up in a household of women, and went to all-girls primary and secondary schools(11 years total).
- Me: Aren't you going to finish your noodles?
- Mother: No, I lost my appetite.
- Me: .....
I can’t get Diablo 2 to run so I’m going to watch A Dangerous Method now. Okaybai. I hate life. I took a tiny step and I got slapped in the face, again. WHY. I am very emotional about this. FUCK. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK.
I’m not big on Bieber-bashing because once upon a time, I loved Jesse McCartney. I WANT YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOOOOOUL!
It’d be a real nice birthday present if The Killers would drop their new single in June.
Since the new record is due out in Fall. It’s not too much to ask for right? Come on! I have a feeling something big is instore for us in June!
I have no idea what my feelings are doing to me today.
It’s a happy-tragic feeling. Oncoming rush of something. Unexplained heightened excitement. And I didn’t even have coffee for the past three days.
He said, “You’ve stopped being interesting.” And that was the last of him.
(via nathansmmrs)
Some people have good hair day, others have good boobs day. I happen to have both tonight. Here’s my face.
I came across a thread asking people who their least favourite HP character was.
I’m probably going to get a lot of heat for this but I honestly dread reading parts with Hagrid in it. And I also found, from reading the thread, that I’m not the only person who wanted to skip all the Hagrid bits in the books. Somehow he just annoys the fuck out of me.
Made chocolate chunk cookies with my friend, Mei Lin this afternoon. It’s a monthly thing we agreed on doing :)

So I didn’t burn the kitchen in the afternoon, nor my tuna pasta. It was a success :)
- Mother: Wake up early and buy us lunch okay.
- Me: Okay.
- So I woke up at 11.30am after 5 hours of sleep and went out to buy lunch.
- Mother: Oh you know what, I bought bread, I don't need lunch. Buy for yourself and your sister.
- Me: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK(omitted) But I've already bought lunch.
- Me: So you better get your ass back home and eat it.(entirely omitted)
- Mother: Oh okay, I'll come back now.
- Me: Fuck yeah that's right. I don't will myself to wake up early only to be told it didn't really mattered. (never said of course)





