Ohmygod this is perfect.
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I’d like my coffee with a side of coffee please.
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A letter 17 year old Zooey Deschanel wrote to the editors of Vogue. Vogue ended up publishing the letter.
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You said “Who are you? Who are you?”
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I now have both Joel and Benji Madden on Tumblr, along with JGL and Zooey Deschanel and also Mike-frickin’-Shinoda. Life is goooood.
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I need red tights. Yes. I need.
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Blind, deaf and dumb are the society these days.
People who think Coconut Records sounds like Phoenix should just pop a glock in their mouths and make brains slushies.
Jason Schwartzman does not sound like Thomas Mars.
And making myself quite clear again, Zooey Deschanel does not look like Katy Perry.
Separated at birth? I DON’T THINK SO!
Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. How can people even begin to THINK that they look alike. OMG, open your fucking eyes already. They are two very different individuals. It is so bloody frustrating to hear people say things like that, especially when it comes to these two girls. Pfft, alike my foot! Not even close. They don’t even share the same hair colour. How can you possibly confuse the two???

Well obviously, the prettier one is Zooey. On the right with the head band. Bad example but whatever, next!

The one with a more refined taste in clothes is Miss Deschanel of course.

AHA! Money shot! The one who regularly shows off her cleavage is Katy Perry. Can you also see they have different skin colour.
You see….. they. are. so. different!
And notice the hair colour? One is jet black while the other is a beautiful brunette. And Katy has a much rounder and deeper set of eyes compared to Zooey. Get out of my face if you still think they look alike even after reading this. Erghh…!
Zooey and Jason together-gether! They should make music lovechild! Instant love :)
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