Member of The Internet Defense League Two-Way Monologues

Corny as it may be, this is my favourite line from Blue Jeans.

Corny as it may be, this is my favourite line from Blue Jeans.

You fit me better than my favourite sweater.

You fit me better than my favourite sweater.

(Source: morning-empty, via in1991)

cornspiracy:

lodsfksf omg

She high nigguh. Crack is whack.

(Source: lucsmm)

Yup, LDR is canoodling with a crocodile in her new video. I don’t mind. I don’t mind at all.

Yup, LDR is canoodling with a crocodile in her new video. I don’t mind. I don’t mind at all.

(Source: pineappleofeden)

The entire Blue Jeans video is so The Sex.

The entire Blue Jeans video is so The Sex.

(via popcornstar-deactivated20120510)

My absolute favourite part of the video. Couldn’t find the .gif on Tumblr, had to take it from Google. Sourced it. 

My absolute favourite part of the video. Couldn’t find the .gif on Tumblr, had to take it from Google. Sourced it. 

I think I like her because she’s got the chronic bitch face going on all the time. 

(via pwesleys)

Bee-stung lips. Punny. 

Bee-stung lips. Punny. 

(Source: alcohol120)


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Summertime Sadness by Lana Del Rey

“Got my bad baby by my heavenly side. I know if I go, I’ll die happy tonight.”

soupsoup:

God bless you, Internet.

soupsoup:

God bless you, Internet.

(Source: dire-wolf)

You open up a beer. And you said get over here, play a video game.

Lana Del Rey, Video Games