Member of The Internet Defense League Two-Way Monologues

discoveryandscience:

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 

Bucky, Natasha, and Sam look like they’re all going somewhere fancy but forgot to tell Steve

discoveryandscience:

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 

Bucky, Natasha, and Sam look like they’re all going somewhere fancy but forgot to tell Steve

(via keptyn)

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

(via wtffanfiction)

  • world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
  • america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.

three times when chris abused mark’s boobs and that one time when mark protected them

(Source: forassgard, via fractioned)

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

(via amouracher)

kissthefuture:

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I think I cracked it:

  • 3.01 Mozzarella
  • 3.02 Fettuccine Alfredo
  • 3.03 Pizza
  • 3.04 Spaghetti Bolognese
  • 3.05 Lasagne
  • 3.06 Ravioli
  • 3.07 Calzone (cross-over ep with Parks and Rec obvs. Bert Macklin has a lead)
  • 3.08 Minestrone Soup
  • 3.09 Pesto
  • 3.10 Spaghetti Carbonara
  • 3.11 Risotto
  • 3.12 Amarone (Hannibal eats another census taker)
  • 3.13 Gelato

(via hannibalmorelikecannibal)

  • friend: *sneezes*
  • me: bless your body bless your soul pray for peace and self control

razzledazzy:

razzledazzy:

if we put chris hemsworth, chris pratt, chris pine, and chris evans into a room together what would happen

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leave

(Source: peterjasonquills, via keptyn)

This is Stannis Baratheon, One True King of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. Bitch.

Davos Seaworth, constantly (via fairweatherfrey)

(via keptyn)

Modern House Words from Westeros

  • House Lannister: Back the Fuck Off
  • House Tully: Do the Right Thing
  • House Stark: Never forgive. Never Forget. Pack a sweater.
  • House Baratheon: Entitlement and Stubbornness go well together, don't you think?
  • House Arryn: You are all beneath me.
  • House Frey: You Shall Not Pass.
  • House Targaryen: Burn, Motherfuckers.
  • House Martell: We want no part in this.
  • House Tyrell: Won't Stop. Can't Stop.
  • House Greyjoy: Give me that thing. I want it.

feministsupernatural:

royaltyfashion:

royalwatcher:

this picture is killing me

Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Puttin

Putin doesn’t even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie.

feministsupernatural:

royaltyfashion:

royalwatcher:

this picture is killing me

Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Puttin

Putin doesn’t even try not to look like the villain from a James Bond movie.

(via nathansmmrs)