- world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
- america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.
cosmo sex tip 434
when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his
THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
I think I cracked it:
- 3.01 Mozzarella
- 3.02 Fettuccine Alfredo
- 3.03 Pizza
- 3.04 Spaghetti Bolognese
- 3.05 Lasagne
- 3.06 Ravioli
- 3.07 Calzone (cross-over ep with Parks and Rec obvs. Bert Macklin has a lead)
- 3.08 Minestrone Soup
- 3.09 Pesto
- 3.10 Spaghetti Carbonara
- 3.11 Risotto
- 3.12 Amarone (Hannibal eats another census taker)
- 3.13 Gelato
- friend: *sneezes*
- me: bless your body bless your soul pray for peace and self control
if we put chris hemsworth, chris pratt, chris pine, and chris evans into a room together what would happen
This is Stannis Baratheon, One True King of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. Bitch.
Modern House Words from Westeros
- House Lannister: Back the Fuck Off
- House Tully: Do the Right Thing
- House Stark: Never forgive. Never Forget. Pack a sweater.
- House Baratheon: Entitlement and Stubbornness go well together, don't you think?
- House Arryn: You are all beneath me.
- House Frey: You Shall Not Pass.
- House Targaryen: Burn, Motherfuckers.
- House Martell: We want no part in this.
- House Tyrell: Won't Stop. Can't Stop.
- House Greyjoy: Give me that thing. I want it.