I think I cracked it:
- 3.01 Mozzarella
- 3.02 Fettuccine Alfredo
- 3.03 Pizza
- 3.04 Spaghetti Bolognese
- 3.05 Lasagne
- 3.06 Ravioli
- 3.07 Calzone (cross-over ep with Parks and Rec obvs. Bert Macklin has a lead)
- 3.08 Minestrone Soup
- 3.09 Pesto
- 3.10 Spaghetti Carbonara
- 3.11 Risotto
- 3.12 Amarone (Hannibal eats another census taker)
- 3.13 Gelato
- friend: *sneezes*
- me: bless your body bless your soul pray for peace and self control
if we put chris hemsworth, chris pratt, chris pine, and chris evans into a room together what would happen
This is Stannis Baratheon, One True King of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. Bitch.
Modern House Words from Westeros
- House Lannister: Back the Fuck Off
- House Tully: Do the Right Thing
- House Stark: Never forgive. Never Forget. Pack a sweater.
- House Baratheon: Entitlement and Stubbornness go well together, don't you think?
- House Arryn: You are all beneath me.
- House Frey: You Shall Not Pass.
- House Targaryen: Burn, Motherfuckers.
- House Martell: We want no part in this.
- House Tyrell: Won't Stop. Can't Stop.
- House Greyjoy: Give me that thing. I want it.
Can we just take a minute and talk about Mason’s dance moves?
wait guys I can do that better ..
Mason the ballerina (HE IS STILL IN TRAINING TO BE TO HARD TO HIM..)
Mason Verger (aka the pineapple king) is presenting you the official pineapple dance!
boys are so sensitive…if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are