Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
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I resolve to do work. Yet meticulously, calculatingly, I procrastinate on Tumblr.
This is my design.
- me: better check my phone for texts from friends
- me: *checks phone*
- me: better get some friends
REPLACE SONG LYRICS WITH “GOLDEN BOLT”
A GOLDEN BOLT FAIRYTALE
BATTLE GOLDEN BOLT
BE GOLDEN BOLT
ALL THESE GOLDEN BOLT THAT I’VE DONE
MR. GOLDEN BOLT
ALL THE PRETTY GOLDEN BOLTS
WHEN YOU WERE GOLDEN BOLT
LEAVE THE GOLDEN BOLT ON THE SHELF
(Source: radionostalgie)
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
- Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake
wearing band shirts in public as a mating call
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i can literally feel my life falling apart before my eyes but hey at least i have a nice url
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(◕‿◕✿) i am (◕‿◕✿)
(◕‿◕✿) going to fucking (◕‿◕✿)
(◕‿◕✿) murder you (◕‿◕✿)
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i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen
