Member of The Internet Defense League Two-Way Monologues

Team Sassy Science (living up to its name)

(Source: queenhettienne, via hannibalmorelikecannibal)

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via repllicunt)

unmarvel:

unmarvel:

when he leans close and whispers to your ear  (◡‿◡✿)

"hail hydra"  (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

(via keptyn)

nevver:

Lawyer your standards, Fredo & Pid’Jin

mishasminions:

The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

(via clairesaunders)

facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

(via keptyn)

orangistae:

The real reason why Hannibal framed Chilton: he was sick of him copying his outfits.

(via hannibalmorelikecannibal)

eissturm:

Frederick “I’m so done” Chilton

(via hannibalmorelikecannibal)

(Source: methedras, via thranduilings)

magikool:

EASTERS ON 4/20 THIS YEAR BLAZE THE LORD 

(via repllicunt)

He was my friend.

(Source: leaveatrail, via repllicunt)

(Source: spaceslayer, via repllicunt)

veinte9:

sexual orientation: 

image

(via keptyn)

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

(via nathansmmrs)