Member of The Internet Defense League Two-Way Monologues

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

(via sr8olguin)

sapphirefiber:

sociallyinadequate:

sociallyinadequate:

I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.

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I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.

(via thranduilings)

ohmygil:

"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”

(via nathansmmrs)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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(via flickeringmuse)

cotilardmarion:

Viserys Targaryen does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

DONATE HERE

(via nathansmmrs)

discoveryandscience:

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 

Bucky, Natasha, and Sam look like they’re all going somewhere fancy but forgot to tell Steve

discoveryandscience:

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 

Bucky, Natasha, and Sam look like they’re all going somewhere fancy but forgot to tell Steve

(via keptyn)

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

(via wtffanfiction)

  • world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
  • america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.

three times when chris abused mark’s boobs and that one time when mark protected them

(Source: forassgard, via fractioned)

cosmo sex tip 434

jokerisms:

when he’s on his back, lay on his chest so that your body is slightly perpendicular to his

THEN HOOK HIS LEG AND PIN HIM FOR THE THREE-COUNT TO BECOME THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

(via amouracher)

kissthefuture:

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I think I cracked it:

  • 3.01 Mozzarella
  • 3.02 Fettuccine Alfredo
  • 3.03 Pizza
  • 3.04 Spaghetti Bolognese
  • 3.05 Lasagne
  • 3.06 Ravioli
  • 3.07 Calzone (cross-over ep with Parks and Rec obvs. Bert Macklin has a lead)
  • 3.08 Minestrone Soup
  • 3.09 Pesto
  • 3.10 Spaghetti Carbonara
  • 3.11 Risotto
  • 3.12 Amarone (Hannibal eats another census taker)
  • 3.13 Gelato

(via hannibalmorelikecannibal)

  • friend: *sneezes*
  • me: bless your body bless your soul pray for peace and self control