*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
when he leans close and whispers to your ear (◡‿◡✿)
"hail hydra" (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.