Internet Grammar

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Submitted by: just-a-mirror-for-the-sun
I may not be an English major.. but this happens often.

Honestly, who wouldn’t?

It’s been a while.

I assume everybody hates me when I do that.
Grammar fucking lessons.
They’re = They fucking are.
Their = Shows fucking possession.
There = Specifies a fucking location.
You’re = You fucking are.
Your = Shows fucking possession.
We’re = We fucking are.
Were = Past fucking tense of “are”.
Where = Specifies a fucking location.
Than = A fucking comparison.
Then = A point in fucking time.
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You know who uses proper grammar? Motherfucking Sherlock Holmes, is who.
Grammar makes her clothes fall off.
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And they were so proud of it too.
I’m looking for a part-time job, but all the advertisements make me want to cry. If I have to work with these people, I’d rather not, for the sake of my sanity… :(
A lot of my friends do this, I mentally shoot them in the face each time.
This.
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The Monkey King will rip your shit apart.




